1. What's your favorite song ever?
hmm. well i guess i would have to say currently its.. shit. uh. something from the dead kennedys.

2. Why? (Don't say because or i like it, that doesn't count)
because i have listened to them a lot lately.

3. What song is the most emotionally moving?
beethovens 9th symphony.

4. Why (again)?
you know in a clockwork orange how alex describes how he feels about beethoven? kinda like that.

5. which food would make you cry in the fettle position for hours if it suddenly left the earth?
man. green chile. i cannot live without them.
6. Would you rather be a vampire, werewolf, zombie, or (a pitiful) human?
hmm. well i guess werewolf. because then i could play ozzys bark at the moon as i maul people.

7. If it was up to you to save the world from some 12 year old's villainous creation, what weapon(s) would you use?
a girl. cause 12 year olds hate cooties. plus it would make him all awkward so i could sneak up and snap his neck.

8. If a wizard turned you into pie, what flavor would you be?
psh. boston creme. and yes. i know its a cake. but its called a pie. so eat it. or an eggroll. cause technically its a pie. look it up.

9. What would the dialog be between you and someone trying to destroy the world?
me: hey man, why you gunna destroy the world? just enslave and rule it.
him/her: what? how would i accomplish such a task?
me: yeah lets go to my place and plan over a cup of tea and a joint
~ several hour later ~
him: man. wizard of oz does totally sync up with dark side of the moon man! far out!
me: yeah man i told you! haha. man. lets go get some funyons.

10. If someone you knew came to your school/work dressed as a giant panda bear, what would you do if they followed you around all day hugging you?
psh. put on some techno and dance with the panda man!
11. 1337 or pwn?
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12. Mwhaha, there is no 12th question!
curse you perry the platypus!

13. does the above make you question the sanity of the creator of this quiz?
psh. sanity is overrated. haha.

14. What is you least favorite thing in the entire universe that you wish would be destroyed in a giant fire?
tyra banks. i hate her with an irrational sensless hate.

15. If your life was a book, would it be a best seller, or would people wait for the movie to come out?
psh. here in 'merica we dont read them books like thems queers in yee-rope! we wait for the moovy to go the the theeters!
Bonus question: If the movie sucked, would you try to re-make it?
i would have it remade by a stoned judd apatoe, simon pegg, and the guys who did beerfest and super troopers. broken lizard. thats it.